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• Prem Toh Amare Pan Karvo Hato,
  Pan Vaat Khash Thai Nahi..
  Tajmahal To Amare Pan Bhandvo Hato,
  Pan Afsosh Ke Loan Pass Thae Nahi..

• Prem Maa RAS Nathi,
  Jiwan Maa JAS Nathi,
  Kaam Maa KAS Nathi..
  Javu Chhe To Swarg Ma,
  Pan Eni Koe BUS Nathi..

• Nayan Ma Vasavya Chhe Toh Yaad Karjo,
  Kai Kaam Pade Toh Yaad Karjo..
  Mane Toh Padi Chhe Aadat Tamne SMS Karvani,
  Jo Taklif Pade Toh Mobile Ne Switch Off Kari Dejo.

• Boyfriend: Darling Jagti Hoy Toh Yaad Mokal, Suti Hoy Toh Sapnu Mokal, Radti Hoy Toh Aansu Mokal, Hasti Hoy Toh Khusi Mokal..
  Girlfriend: Vasan Ghasu 6u. Kaheto Hoy To AETHAWAD Moklu.

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GUJARATI KAKA Tour Nu Puchva Gaya..
Lady: INR. 2000 Ane Jamva Nu Tamara Upar..
Kaka: Vandho Nahi Jamva Nu Bhale Amara Umar Pan; Ratre Suvanu Pan Tamara Upar Ne?

Kaka Vaal Kapaya Gaya.
Valand: Kaka Vaal Ketla Tukka Rakhu?
Kaka: Taari Kaki Naa Haath Ma Naa Aave Etla Kari Nakh Je.

Gujarati Kaka Paheli Vaar Teni Girlfriend Ne Malva Jay Chhe.
Kaka: "I Love You.."
Girlfriend: "Jor Se Bolo.."
Kaka: "Jay Maatadi.."

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1. Humans have two types of blood cells: 1) Red Blood cells 2) Yami Gautam blood cells.
2. If ever the Sun loses its shine, just get Yami Gautam and Neil Nitin Mukesh married, their kids would be more than enough replacement!
3. If Yami Gautam happened to write her autobiography somewhere in the future what will be its title? '50 shades of Fair & Lovely'.
4. IPL should have to rename the Fair Play award as 'Yami Gautam Play Award'.
5. Originally Fifty Shades of White followed by Fifty Shades Whiter and actually Fifty Shades Deceived - Yami Gautam
6. Question: How to convert Black money into White? Answer: Just tap them with Yami Gautam's cheeks.
7. Swiss Bank has Black Money. Other banks have Yami Gautam Money.
8. When Yami Gautam's family plays chess and they can't find some pieces, they make her the White Queen.
9. Yami Gautam can't be photographed with a white background.
10. Yami Gautam enters a fairness contest. She came first and her shadow came second.
11. Yami Gautam is so fair that event organizers are planning to replace her with halogen lights.
12. Yami Gautam is the only one echo can turn black money into white.
13. Yami Gautam needs to just drop 'tam' from her last name and bingo! She will be Fair & Lovely (holy) as Gaul (cow).
14. Yami Gautam uses Fair & Lovely as toothpaste to whiten her teeth, too.
15. Yami Gautam’s skin tone is brighter than her future.

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Latest Slogan from BJP has gone viral. This slogan is "Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi".

The hilariously funny one liners with hash tag #JantaMaafNahiKaregi is just flooding all around the places. So that's why we have come up with our own most comedy ultimate collection of it.

Check out the Best 50 "Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi" SMS from down here.

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1. 2 Mins Bolkar, Ghanta Wait Karane Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
2. "Abhi Padh Lo, Aage Toh Maze Hai" Kahene Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
3. "Add Me I Am Blocked" Likhne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
4. Apne Dosto Ko "Like My DP" Kahene Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
5. Baar Baar Ek HIn Post Daal Ne Waale Admin Ko, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
6. Baat Baat Par "Ab Ki Baar, Modi Sarkar" Bol Ne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
7. "Bhai, Tujhe Line De Rahi Hai" Kaheke, Dosto Ka Ullu Banane Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
8. Change Main Chilar Ki Jageh, Eclairs Dene Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
9. Chat Main Emoticons Ko Use Naa Kar Ne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
10. China Mobile Ko Blackberry Kahene Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
11. Comments Pe "Like This Page" Likhne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
12. Congress Party Ko Vote Dene Waalo, BJP Wale Tumhe Maaf Nahi Karenge..
13. Daru Ke Daam Badhane Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
14. Draupati Ki Saree Se Lambe Texts Messages Bhejne Walo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
15. DSLR Camera Kharid Ne Ke Baad 'Photography' Page Banane Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
16. Engineering Mai Bahot Scope Hai Bolke, Baccho Ka Bhavishya Kharab Karne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
17. Facebook Me Apni Pic Main Tag Karne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
18. FB Par Confession Pages Main Propose Kar Ne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
19. FB Pe Add Karke "Who's This?" Bolne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
20. Good Morning Ko "Gooodd Morninggg!!" Likhne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
21. Haftey Main 2 Baar "Meri Jung - One Man Army" Dikhane Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
22. Har Baat Pe KENT RO Ka AD Dikhane Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
23. #Har #Bat #Pe #Hash #Tag #Karne #Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
24. Har Hafte Adobe Update Nikalne Waale Logon Ko, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
25. Har Khubsurat Ladki Ko "Tumhai Bhabhi" Batane Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
26. Har Post Main Tag Karne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
27. Har Roz 'Candy Crush' Ki Request Bhejhne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
28. Har Status Pe 50-50 Bando Ko Tag Karne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
29. "Hey There! I Am Using Whatsapp" Status Rakhne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
30. Internals Mein Marks Kam Dene Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
31. Iss Post Ko Share Naa Karne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
32. "Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi" Ka Naara Lagane Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
33. John Abraham Ko Comedy Film Me Cast Karne Walo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
34. "K" Ka Reply Karne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
35. Mele Baby Ne Khana Kha Liya Puchne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
36. Meri Bhains Ko Anda Marne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
37. Mirinda Peene Waalon, Fanta Maaf Nahi Karegi.
38. Nature Ke Pics Main Good Morning Likhne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
39. Potato Chips Packet Main, Hawa Baichney Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
40. Putting Up Your Twitter Bio As "No Bio Coz I Took Maths", Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
41. Results Ke Din Hi Call Karne Waale Relatives Ko, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
42. Salman Ki Entry Me Siti Naa Bajaane Walo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
43. "Samose Garam Hey, Abhi Tale Hey" Ka Juth Bolne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
44. Seen Karke Bhi Reply Nahi Dene Walo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
45. Set Max Pe Baar-Baar SURYAVANSHAM Dikhane Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
46. Sirf Ladkiyon Ki Post Par Like Aur Comment Karne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
47. Toilet Main "I Love You" Likhne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
48. Unchi Buildings Ki Lift Bandh Kar Ne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
49. Whatsapp Pe 2 KM Lambe Message Bhej Ne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
50. "You Look Pretty Today" Compliment Pe Thank You Ki Jageh, "Why, I Wasn't Pretty Before" Bolne Wali Ladki Ko, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..

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Narendra Modi:
Mujhe P.M. Ban'Ne Ka Hakk Milega To,
Manmohan Tum Hen Bhi Kuchh Milega..

Manmohan Singh:
Batavo Naa Woh Kya?

Narendra Modi:
Nahi Abhi Nahi Surprise Hey..

Manmohan Singh:
Bata Do Na.. Please..

Narendra Modi:
Baba Ji Ka Thullu..

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Aam Aadmi:
Abe Machchhr Kai Ko Din Me Heran Karta Hey,
Raat Ko To Sone Nahi Dete Hon.

Machchhar:
Ham Kya Kare Es Meh Majburi Hey.
Congress Ka Shasan Hai..
Manghai Hi Etni Hey,
Aur Ghar Ki Halat Kharab Hey,
Overtime Kar Rahaa Hun.

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Teacher:
Agar Narendra Modi Hamare Desh Ke P.M. Hote To.. Kyaa Hota?

Santa:
Auro Ka Toh Pata Nahin,
Lekin Pakistan Jarur Hum Se,
Kashmir Ki Bajaye Lahore,
Maang Rahaa Hota..

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Manmohan Singh Ek Bachche Ki Samjh Ki Exam Le Rahe The.

Manmohan Singh:
Agar Samundar Ke Bich Mein Apple Ka Pedh Ho.. To Apple Kaise Todoge?

Baccha:
Mannu Uncle, Chidiya Bankar.

Manmohan Singh:
Aadmi Ko Chidiya Tum Banavoge?

Baccha:
To Samundar Ke Bichh Main Apple Aap Ugayenge?

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I Am Your Girlfriend:
Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excellent. Romantic.
Theek Kaha Naa?
In Short I Am Your "SISTER"

Khush To Bahot Honge Tum,
Baat Hin Kuchh Aisi Hey,
1st April Joh Ho Rahi Hey,
Dil Main Gudgudi Sih Ho Rahi Hogi,
Aur Kyo Naa Hon,
Saal Main Ekk Hi To Din Aata Hey Jo,
Hota Hey Sirf Tumhare Naam..

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1. After interview, Rahul Gandhi went home, hugged her mother and said "Mommy, Sab Syllabus Ke Bahar Ke Questions The."
2. Every time, the Congress tries to dig a grave for Narendra Modi and Rahul Gandhi jumps into it.
3. If Rahul Gandhi becomes PM, the red beacon that he will get for his vehicle will be called 'LOL-Batti'.
4. If Stupidity was measured in bricks, Rahul Gandhi would be the great wall of China.
5. Rahul Gandhi always talks from his heart because he has no brain.
6. Rahul Gandhi and Congress take credit for the creation of RTI and Lokpal. In another news, Raavan demands royalty for Ramayana.
7. Rahul Gandhi has now said 'empowering women' more number of times than total women population of the country.
8. Rahul talked of empowering people a 100 times in 10 minutes. And he has not been able to empower his PM in 10 years.
9. Somewhere down below Indira Gandhi must be slapping Rajiv for not using condoms 40 years ago.
10. The fundamental issue at hand is by the time Rahul understands the question Arnab is on 3th question.
11. "Two things are infinite: the universe and Rahul Gandhi's stupidity. And I am not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
12. World's leading Condom companies are buying rights to the Pappu's interview to prove a point: "don't repent later".

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1. Arnab Goswami booked for raping Rahul Gandhi under section 377.
2. For once, Rahul Gandhi made Indians realize that a silent PM is better than a dumb one.
3. I used to think Kapil Sharma is the greatest comedian.
   Until, I saw Rahul Gandhi's interview.
4. If you missed Rahul Gandhi's interview, it will be repeated on Pogo Channel.
5. Let’s do a minute of silence for all the Congress politicians who will be spending the next few days in defending Rahul Gandhi.
6. Rahul Gandhi is like the student who mugs 5 answers & uses them irrespective of the questions.
7. Rahul Gandhi just told Arnab Goswami that the questions are out of syllabus.
8. Rahul Gandhi should thank RTI activist Aruna Roy, to save him from 'Maun Vrat' in interview.
9. Rahul Gandhi to Arnab Goswami: I will tell momma that you asked questions out of the syllabus.
10. Rahul Gandhi was behaving like Gutthi.
    Women-party, party-empowerment, empowerment-youth, youth-RTI, RTI-system, system-women.
11. Rahul Gandhi was more nervous than Pakistani players when they have to speak English in the presentation ceremony.
12. Rahul Gandhi's answers at interview make Manmohan Singh's silence look good.
13. Rahul Gandhi's interview reminded me of the Azharuddin days.
    Commentator: How is the pitch?
    Azhar: The boys played well.
14. Rahul Gandhi's interview summary with Arnab Goswami:
    Rahul parroted "System" 73 times, "Party" 51 times "RTI" 32 times, "Women" 18 times and "Change" 15 times.
15. Random guy: I have constipation. What do I do?
    Rahul Gandhi: First, we need to set up systems.
16. RTI All Night, RTI All Night,
    We Do RTI All Night..
    Aunty Police Bula Legi,
    Aunty Ko Empower Karwa Denge,
    Bajate Raho Sabki..
17. Salman Khan: I thought I will not slap anyone after slapping Vivek Oberoi.
    But then, I heard Rahul Gandhi speaking today.
18. This is like watching 2 different shows.
    Arnab's questions and Rahul's answers.
19. When Rahul Gandhi was asked about RTI, he had a same smile on face as an engineering student: "Ye Wala To Aata Hai".
20. You know how in exams we know very little and try to fit it in every answer. That's what Rahul is trying to do in every question of interview.

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Sonia Gandhi: How was the interview, Beta?

Rahul Gandhi: Mom, I prepared for history exam and arnab took maths.

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• Baap: ABC Sunao
  Beta: A, B, C
  Baap: Orh Sunawo
  Beta: Or Sub Bhadiya, Aap Sunavo..

• Baap: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hey.
  Beta: Main To Ess Baar 100% Launga.
  Baap: Kyo Majhak Kar Raha Hey?
  Beta: Shuru Kis Neh Kiya!

• Baap: Pados Ki Ladki Ko Dekh, Woh Exam Main First Aae Hey.
  Beta: Uss Ko Hin To Dekh Tah Raheta Tha, Tabhi Toh Fail Hon Gaya.

• Beta at Store: Papa, Kya Main Ye Baaza Leh Sakta Hun?
  Baap: Nahin Beta, Tum Din Main Mohale-Waalon Ko Tang Karoge.
  Beta: Mein Aap Seh Waada Karta Hoon, Jab Sare Mahale Waale Raat Kon Saun Rahe Honge Tabhi Main Baaza Bajaunga.

• Beta: Meine Shaadi Karni Hey.
  Baap: Achha! Ye To Bahut Khushi Ki Baat Hey, Batao To Sahi, Wo Khush-Naseeb Ladki Kaun Hey?
  Beta: Woh Ladki Meri Daadi Hey.
  Baap: Nahi, Aap Unn Seh Shadi Nahi Kar Sakte, Wo To Meri Maa Hey.
  Beta: To Fir Aap Ne Meri Maa Se Shaadi Kyon Ki?

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1. Aadmi Honest Hona Chahiye, Smart To Phone Bhi Hota Hai.
2. Aadmi Ko Khush Rahena Chahiye, Udash To Pankaj Bhi Hai.
3. Aadmi Ko Limit Mai Rahena Chahiye, Unlimited To Mera Data Plan Bhi Hai.
4. Air Condition Cooling Dena Chahiye, Hava To LAYS Ke Packet Me Bhi Hoti Hai.
5. Asman Ke Taare Rangin Hone Chahiye, Roshan To Hrithik Bhi Hai.
6. Baarish Me Gila Hona Chahiye, Sukha To Bhel Bhi Hota Hai.
7. Bachhe To Innocent Hone Chahiye, Naughty To America Bhi Hai.
8. Badalna Hai To Nazari Badlo, Jindagi To IDEA Bhi Badal Sakta Hai.
9. Bal Majboot Hone Chahiye MULAYAM To YADAV Bhi Hai.
10. Bande Ki Shakal Achhi Honi Chahiye, Hero To Rajnikanth Bhi Hai.
11. Barish 'Rim Zim' Hona Chahiye, Jhor Ki To 'SU SU' Bhi Aata Hai.
12. Batein To Kuchh Achi Aur Khash Kar Le Kabhi Kabhi, Kyuki Paka To Aam Bhi Hota Hai.
13. Bathroom Main Hair Dryer Hona Chahiye, Towel To Sreesanth Ke Pash Bhi Hai.
14. Beta To Layak Hona Chahiye, Laal To Banke Bhi Hota Hai.
15. Bhains To Dudharu Honi Chahiye, Hmm To Sabhi Kar Lete Hai.
16. Biwi Ko Diamond Ka Haar Dena Chahiye, Chandi Aur Sona To Chawanprash Bhi Deta Hai.
17. Blood Group 'O' 'B' Ya 'A' Hona Chahiye, Kyun Ki 'AB' To 'De Villiers' Bhi Hai.
18. Bowling To Spin Karni Chahiye, Fast To 'Anna Hazare' Bhi Karta Hai.
19. Captain To Dhone Wala Hona Chahiye, Baja To Red FM Wale Bhi Lete Hai.
20. Chana Jor Garam Hona Chahiye, Thanda To Navratan Tel Bhi Hota Hai.
21. Chowkidar To Tagda Hona Chahiye, Chowkanna To ANNA Bhi Hota Hai.
22. Cold Drink To TOOFANI Honi Chahiye, Thanda To Navratna Tel Bhi Hota Hai.
23. Cricket Fans Ko 'INDIA INDIA' Chillana Chahiye, 'PAK PAK' To Murgiyan Bhi Karti Hai.
24. Cricketer SACHIN Jai Sah Hona Chahiye, DHONI To Gandi Banyan Bhi Padti Hai.
25. Daaku To Kaliya Hona Chahiye, Gabbar To Sher Bhi Hota Hai.
26. Dawa Thik Karne Ke Liye Honi Chahiye, Tablet To Samsung Ka Bhi Hai.
27. Degree Engineering Ki Honi Chahiye, Medical To Stores Bhi Hai.
28. Dessert Mein Pastry Honi Chahiye, Rabdi To Devi Bhi Hai.
29. Desserts Me Icecream Honi Chahiye, Falooda Toh Izzat Ka Bhi Hota Hai.
30. Dhaage To Pakke Hone Chahiye, Kachhi To Kali Bhi Hoti Hai.
31. Dil Bada Hona Chahiye, CHHOTA To BHEEM Bhi Hai.
32. Dulhan Ko To Sharmili Hona Chahiye, Besharam To Humare Neta Bhi Hai.
33. Ensaan Ko Akalmand Hona Chahiye, Bandh To Har Rojh Hyderabad Bhi Hota Hai.
34. Ensan Ka Dil Bada Hona Chahiye, Chhota To 'Bhim' Bhi Hai.
35. Ensan Ko Full-On Rahena Chahiye, Moron To Tu Bhi Hai.
36. Ensan Ko Samjdar Hona Chahiye, Sensetive To Tuthpaste Bhi Hai.
37. Ensan Multi Talented Hona Chahiye, Expert Toh Dish Bar Bhi Hai.
38. Estri To Garam Honi Chahiye, Hot To Press Bhi Hoti Hai.
39. Examination Hall Me Discussion Hona Chahiye, SILENCE To Library Bhi Hoti Hai.
40. Haath To Dhaai KILO Ka Hona Chahiye, PAV To BHAAJI Bhi Hoti Hai.
41. Hair Oil To Coconut Hona Chahiye, Amla To HASHIM Bhi Hai.
42. Hath To Dhaai KILO Ka Hona Chahiye, PAV To BHAAJI Bhi Hoti Hai.
43. Holidays To Hill Station Pe Honi Chahiye, Goa To Pan Masala Bhi Hai.
44. Hotel 7 Star Hona Chahiye, 5 Star To Chocolate Bhi Hoti Hai.
45. Hug To Tight Hona Chahiye, Loose To MOTION B Hota Hai.
46. Insaan Ko Bhartiya Hona Chahiye, Indian To Oil Bhi Hai.
47. Insaan Ko Committed Hona Chahiye, Single To Bed Bhi Hota Hai.
48. Insaan Ko Simple Hona Chahiye, Complex To Number Bhi Hota Hai.
49. Insaan Mein Aatm-Sammaan Hona Chahiye, Warna JAAN To Aaj Kal CEMENT Mein Bhi Hoti Hai.
50. Insan Ko Khush Hona Chahiye, Bug To Virus Bhi Hota Hay.
51. International Currency Rupee Honi Chahiye, Dollar To Underwear Bhi Hai.
52. Jaat To TIGHT Hone Chahiye, ACCHE To BANDE Bhi Hote Hai.
53. Javab Sidha Hona Chahiye, 'Ulta To Taarak Mehta Ka Chashma' Bhi Hai.
54. Jhapad To Jhannatedaar Hona Chahiye, Karara To Note Bhi Hota Hai.
55. Juice To Tropicana Ka Hona Chahiye, Real To Madrid Bhi Hota Hai.
56. Kasab Ko Goli Marni Chahiye Thi, Hang To Mera Fone Bhi Hota Hai.
57. Ladka Dravid Jaisa Hona Chahiye, Rahul To Gandhi Bhi Hai.
58. Ladka Male Hona Chahiye, Female To Ladkiyan Bhi Hoti Hai.
59. Ladke To Caring Hone Chahiye, Acche To Daag Bhi Hote Hai.
60. Ladki Cute Honi Chahiye, Hot To Aalu Ke Paratha Bhi Hota Hai.
61. Ladki Dil Se Acchi Honi Chahiye, Lovely Toh University Bhi Hai.
62. Ladki HOT Hona Chahiye, SUSHIL To SHINDE Bhi Hai.
63. Ladki Ke Baap Se 'PURI LADKI' Mangna Chahiye, 'HAATH' To GABBAR Bhi Mangta Hai.
64. Ladki Ke Paas To DIL Hona Chahiye, CENA Toh JOHN Ke Paas Bhi Hai.
65. Ladki Ko Feelings Express Karna Aana Chahiye, 'Aawww' To Shakti Kapoor Bhi Karta Hai.
66. Ladki Me Akkal Honi Chahiye, 'Surat' To Gujarat Mai Bhi Hai.
67. Ladki Mein Sense Of Humor Hona Chahiye, SUSHIL To SHINDE Bhi Hota Hai.
68. Ladki Pyari Honi Chahiye, Smart To Phone Bhi Hote Hai.
69. Ladki Sirf Ladki Honi Chahiye, MAHELA To JAYWARDANE Bhi Hai.
70. Ladki To Childish Honi Chahiye, Mature To LIC Ki Policy Bhi Hoti Hai.
71. Ladki To Padhi Likhi Honi Chahiye, Anguthachhap To Apne Neta Bhi Hai.
72. Ladki To Simple Honi Chahiye, Sec C To 1/Cos C Bhi Hota Hai.
73. Lene Wale To Hamare Neta Jai Se Hone Chahiye, Deti To Maruti Bhi Bahut Hai.
74. Life Main Aashiqui Honi Chahiye, Pyaar To Har Koi Karta Hai.
75. Log Sidhe Hone Chahiye, Tede To Kurkure Bhi Hote Hai.
76. Mard Ko Organized Hona Chahiye, Messi To Lionel Bhi Hai.
77. Mobile General Mode Pe Hona Chahiye, SILENT To Apna PM Bhi Hai.
78. Monkey Nakalchi Hona Chahiye, Kyun Ki Copy To Cat Bhi Karti Hai.
79. Month Jan Ya Feb Hona Chahiye, 'May May' To Bakriya Bhi Karti Hai.
80. Phone To iPhone Hona Chahiye, 'S1, S2.. S4' To Train Ke Dabbe Bhi Hote Hai.
81. Phone To Samsung Ka Hona Chahiye, Apple To Fruit Bhi Hai.
82. PM To Modi Hona Chahiye, Neta To Manmohan Bhi Hai.
83. Poem Achhi Honi Chahiye, Bakwaas To Message Bhi Hota Hai.
84. Post Original Hona Chahiye, Copy To Monkey Bhi Karte Hai.
85. President of India Kalam Hona Chahiye, 'Mukhrji' to Rani Bhi Hai.
86. Pyaar Sachha Hona Chahiye, Andha To KANOON Bhi Hai.
87. QUESTION Pura Hona Chahiye, MARK To TEJA Ke Chehre Par Bhi Hai.
88. Raincoat Bada Hona Chahiye, Kyunki Chhota To CHHATRI Bhi Hai.
89. Reply Accha Hona Chahiye, GANDA Toh Rajnigandha Bhi Hai.
90. Reply Dhangh Ka Hona Chahiye, 'Hmm' To Bhains Bhi Karti Hai.
91. Seb Meetha Hona Chahiye, 'Lal' To Advani Bhi Hai.
92. Shaadi Khud Ki Girlfriend Se Karna Chahiye, Dusron Ki Girlfriend Se To Gharwale Bhi Kara Dete Hai.
93. Shubh Ratri Bolna Chaiye, Good Night To Mosquito Coil Bhi Hota Hai.
94. Superhero To Superman Hona Chahiye, Ironman To Istriwala Bhi Hota Hai.
95. Teacher Ko Student Ko Ek Achha Insaan Banana Chahiye, Murga To Naved Bhi Banata Hai.
96. Teacher Zyada Marks Dene Wale Hone Chahiye, 'Anda' To Murgi Bhi Deti Hai.
97. Tennis Player Nadal Hona Chahiye, Joker To Circus Me Bhi Milte Hai.
98. TV To Black And White Hona Chahiye, Rangeen To Raat Bhi Hoti Hai.
99. Wada To Pakka Hona Chahiye, Kachha To Papad Bhi Hota Hai.
100. Weather To Rainy Hona Chahiye, SUNNY To LEONE Bhi Hoti Hai.
101. Wife Ek Best Friend Jaisi Honi Chahiye, Life Companion To S4 Bhi Hota Hai.

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After Alok Nath, now we have Neil Nitin Mukesh on Twitter trends list. There are lots of hilariously comedy Neil Nitin Mukesh trolls tweets.

These tweets are being posted from like two days. But from last 24 hours, the numbers are increased too much.

From them down here we have collected the best 25 Neil Nitin Mukesh Funny SMS. Check out Neil Nitin Mukesh Comedy Messages from down here.

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“NEIL NITIN MUKESH TROLLS” SMS:

1. 3 mistakes of my life was originally Neil Nitin Mukesh's dad's autobiography.
2. 9 cheers for Neil Nitin Mukesh’s trolls.
3. Before Neil Nitin Mukesh, there was no space for writing middle name in forms.
4. Ekta Kapoor started that “Nahi, Nahi, Nahi” in her daily soaps after she met Neil Nitin Mukesh.
5. If Neil Nitin Mukesh sits in a time machine, he can be there in past, present and future simultaneously.
6. In the beginning, he was just Neil. He became Neil Nitin Mukesh only because Alok Nath blessed him with a “Phoolo Phalo”.
7. LIC gives three life covers to Neil Nitin Mukesh.
8. Neil Nitin Mukesh can never get into Dhoom series. Kyonki “3 Sawari Pe Challan Hey”.
9. Neil Nitin Mukesh could have starred in '3 idiots' alone.
10. Neil Nitin Mukesh couldn't play football because his name was too long for his jersey.
11. Neil Nitin Mukesh Ek Teer Se Teen Nishaal Maarta Hey.
12. Neil Nitin Mukesh ends up using ‘3 step verification’ on all his accounts by default.
13. Neil Nitin Mukesh is always on conference call.
14. Neil Nitin Mukesh is perfect for the role of Brahma.
15. Neil Nitin Mukesh is the only person involved in Love Triangle.
16. Neil Nitin Mukesh joined AAP, Congress & BJP. All three parties are bragging about it.
17. Neil Nitin Mukesh never books a table for 2.
18. Neil Nitin Mukesh was accused of giving proxy for three separate people all the time.
19. Neil Nitin Mukesh was starred in ‘Two and a half men’, but they took Rajpal Yadav later because Mukesh died due to Lung Cancer.
20. Question: What Neil Nitin Mukesh can do, but SRK or Salman can't. Answer: Group discussion with himself.
21. When Neil Nitin Mukesh draws a line, it becomes a triangle.
22. When Neil Nitin Mukesh reserves an auto, it is called a shared auto.
23. When Neil Nitin Mukesh takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
24. When Neil Nitin Mukesh was a kid his nanny had to tell him 3 bed- time stories to make him sleep.
25. Whenever Neil Nitin Mukesh replies, it comes out as echo: "Hello, Hello, Hello".

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From like two days, Alok Nath is on trending charts in Twitter India website. People have doomed tweets with hashtag of Alok Nath (#AlokNath).

So someone did make Alok Nath trend at number 1 spot. Yeah! The madness of a New Year starting has begun.

We have collected some of the most hilarious jokes on Alok Nath. From that we have come up with the most hilarious and funny 111 jokes which are posted here. You can share these Alok Nath tweets on your Twitter and Facebook account.

1. “Mujhe Betiyon Ke Babuji Ban’na Hey” - Alok Nath when teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up.
2. According to ‘Hindu Marriage Act’, a girl cannot marry if Alok Nath disapproves.
3. After Kalyug, It’s going to be ‘Alok-Nath-Yug’.
4. Alok Nath believes in ‘Aashirwad at first sight’.
5. Alok Nath believes the ‘F’ in FTV stands for Family.
6. Alok Nath calls Sunny Leone as ‘Sunny Beti’.
7. Alok Nath can destroy his trolls just by sprinkling few drops of water from his Kamandal and saying “Jaa Main Tujh Hen Shrap Deta Hun”.
8. Alok Nath carried Hanuman-Chalisa to school instead of notebooks.
9. Alok Nath collected all his savings and tried to purchase Rajesh Khanna’s bungalow as it is named ‘Aashirwad’.
10. Alok Nath does not sign a movie till there are at least three crying scenes.
11. Alok Nath eats Prasad as starters.
12. Alok Nath favorite game is football. It is because of players like Kaka, Mata and Nani.
13. Alok Nath gave Dacoit Valmiki such a deep and massive lecture on Sanskaar that he became religious person.
14. Alok Nath goes to KFC to eat his favorite ‘Gaajar ka Halwa’.
15. Alok Nath had all the Senior Citizen privileges since he was 6 years old.
16. Alok Nath has just completed level 66 on ‘Barfi Crush’.
17. Alok Nath has never received salary, he always received pension.
18. Alok Nath has requested for ‘Saubhagyavati Raho’ button on Facebook.
19. Alok Nath has requested for an ‘Aashirwad’ button to Twitter.
20. Alok Nath has zero friends because he always turns ‘Dosti into Rishtedaari’.
21. Alok Nath is ‘Babuji-Zoned’ at first sight.
22. Alok Nath is father of so many betaas and betis that when his family decides to go on a vacation, they book a train!
23. Alok Nath is now a worried man, Obama's daughter is getting marriageable.
24. Alok Nath is so sanskaari that he bought a new phone and broke coconut on it.
25. Alok Nath is so sanskaari that he buys the newspaper just to read the matrimonial.
26. Alok Nath is so sanskaari that he closes his eyes when he takes a bath.
27. Alok Nath is so sanskaari that he cuts ‘Mathura Ke Pede’ on his birthday.
28. Alok Nath is so sanskaari that he distributes 'Prasad' after crossing each level in Temple Run.
29. Alok Nath is so sanskaari that he removes his slippers before playing Temple Run.
30. Alok Nath is so sanskaari that he was born at the age of 65.
31. Alok Nath is so sanskaari that he whips himself with leather belt if he sees his own body above knees.
32. Alok Nath is so sanskaari that when he heard the song ‘Gandi Baat’, he put ‘Gangajal’ in his ears.
33. Alok Nath is so sanskaari that when he walks into a bar, the bar walks out.
34. Alok Nath is someone who is worried about ‘Kanyadaan’ of a girl who is yet to be born.
35. Alok Nath is such a personality that at times his wife calls him ‘Bhaisaab’.
36. Alok Nath is the original ‘Father of the Nation’.
37. Alok Nath is the SI unit of ‘Sanskar’.
38. Alok Nath Ne Ekk Baar Toot'te Taare Ko Dekh Keh Beti Ki Bidae Maang Li.
39. Alok Nath Ne Janam Lete Hi Nurse Ka Kanyadaan Kar Diya Tha.
40. Alok Nath Ne Sirf Ek Ashlil Movie Dekhi Hey: ‘Dropadi Ka Cheer Haran’.
41. Alok Nath once blessed wheat farms and now we have ‘Aashirwaad-Atta’.
42. Alok Nath once said “Jeete Raho” to a man and today he is known as ‘MDH wale Dadaji’.
43. Alok Nath only saw this season of Big Boss, Kyun Ki ‘Big Boss Saath 7 Hey’.
44. Alok Nath serves ‘Gangajal’ in cocktail parties.
45. Alok Nath smokes ‘Agarbattis’.
46. Alok Nath snorts Agarbattis at rave parties.
47. Alok Nath strongly disapproves of Mukesh Ambani. Because his Sanskar met with an accident.
48. Alok Nath used to bunk school for Ram Katha.
49. Alok Nath walks into a bar and orders ‘Haldi Ka Doodh’.
50. Alok Nath walks slowly, because of song ‘Babuji Zara Dheere Chalo’.
51. Alok Nath wants an “Aashirwad” button on Twitter!
52. Alok Nath was the first person to call ‘Parle’ as ‘Parle-G’.
53. Alok Nath was wanted to be Kenya’s “Father of the Nation”. So that he could do ‘Kenya-daan’.
54. Alok Nath watches Fast and Furious movies wearing a seat belt.
55. Alok Nath went to Shirdi for his honeymoon.
56. Alok Nath went to Sunburn Music Festival and did a ‘Surya-Namaskar’ over there.
57. Alok Nath went to ‘Vaishno Devi’ for his Bachelor's party before marriage.
58. Alok Nath will do item number dance only if it’s ‘Bhakti-Sangeet’.
59. Alok Nath won the ‘STAR Parivaar Award’ for Favorite Pita Bread.
60. Alok Nath: “You know nothing of ‘friend-zone’. I am ‘Babuji-zoned’.”
61. Alok Nath: a silent guardian, a watchful father, our ‘Kanyadaan’ expert.
62. Alok Nath’s caller tune is “Babul Ki Duaayen Leti Ja”.
63. Alok Nath’s CV reads: Degree - MBA in Kanyadaan. Skills - Sanskaar. Experience - done total 1109673 Kanyadaan. Hobby - Giving Aashirwaad.
64. Alok Nath’s idea of a music concert is a ‘Mata Ka Jagrata’.
65. Alok Nath’s talk show would be called “Aashirwad with Alok”.
66. Alok Nath’s watch displays only ‘Achha’ and ‘Bura’ samay.
67. Alok Nath’s WhatsApp shows: “Last seen doing Kanyadaan at..”
68. Alok Nath’s wildest fantasies involve a harmonium and Reema Lagoo.
69. Angry Birds became 'Sansakari Birds' in Alok Nath’s smartphone.
70. Anoop Jalota is Alok Nath’s Yo Yo Honey Singh.
71. Arun Govil grew old and became Alok Nath.
72. 'Babuji Zara Dheere Chalo' song was written when Alok Nath was young.
73. Breaking News: All the conspiracy behind Alok Nath has been revealed. It was Rajnikant who started all this to divert peoples mind from his jokes.
74. Buddha and Ashoka wanted to live a lavish and lustful life, but then they met Alok Nath.
75. Even Emran Hashmi can’t kiss Alok Nath daughters because of their Sanskar.
76. Even when Alok Nath clicks his Selfie, he makes sure that his 52 family members, 3 servants, Krishan ji ki murti and 2 dogs.
77. Every Christmas, Alok Nath fills stockings with Aashirwad.
78. For Alok Nath, ‘Ram Chahe Leela Chahe Leela Chahe Ram’ is a bhajan.
79. Future Breaking News: Tour operators to launch ‘Alok Nath Yatra’ to clean all your sins.
80. Gandhi Ji used to call mahatma to Alok Nath.
81. Gods take blessings from Alok Nath.
82. If Alok Nath goes in Bigg Boss then every morning will start with a Hanuman Chalisa and aarti of Mata Rani.
83. If Chuck Norris & Rajnikanth make love to Nirupa Roy at the same time & if they have a baby boy, that boy will grow old to become Alok Nath.
84. In school days, Alok Nath bunked a lecture to attend his daughter’s wedding.
85. Jab Babuji Alok Nath Hon, Toh Emraan Hashmi Bhi Sanskari Hon Jata Hey.
86. Kalyug was started when Alok Nath did a negative role in 'Bol Radha Bol'.
87. Koi Ladki Unh Sehn Chhu Naa Jaye Ess Liye, Alok Nath Ji Ne Aaj Tak Touch Screen Phone Nahi Liya.
88. Number of Kanyadaan done by Alok Nath is still higher than the number of days attended by an article in his article ship.
89. Once Alok Nath bought a new MacBook laptop and broke coconut on it.
90. Once Alok Nath gave aashirwad to a boy. Today we know that boy as Arvind Kejriwal.
91. Once Rajnikanth opened Ramayana and Alok Nath was born.
92. Poonam Pandey should thank her stars that Alok Nath didn’t give her Sanskars, else her life would've been hopeless and she would've been jobless.
93. Question: Alok Nath’s favorite song? Answer: ‘Oppa Samdhan Style!’
94. Question: How would Alok Nath howl if he was a Werewolf? Answer: ‘Bahuuuuu...’
95. Question: What will Alok Nath ride if he stars in Dhoom 3? Answer: Bullock cart.
96. Question: Which car does Alok Nath drive? Answer: Sanskar
97. Rahul Dravid was Alok Nath of Indian Cricket team.
98. Rohit Sharma and Dale Steyn should watch some Alok Nath movies and learn Sanskar.
99. Salman Khan is still Virgin because of Sanskar given by Alok Nath in ‘Maine Pyaar Kiya’.
100. The only two wars Alok Nath has seen in his life are ‘Haridwar’ and ‘Pariwar’.
101. This New Year eve, Alok Nath is going to drink 'Charnamrat' on the rocks.
102. When a girl goes down on Alok Nath, he gives her aashirwad.
103. When Alok Nath caught a thief, he took him to 'Mata Ki Chowkie' instead of police chowkie!
104. When Alok Nath decides to get modern he wears ‘dhotis with zips’.
105. When Alok Nath is around Even Salman Khan behaves like a good son.
106. When Alok Nath parties, it means tea party.
107. When Alok Nath plays temple run, he runs TOWARDS the temple.
108. When Alok Nath was born doctor said, “Badhaai Hon, Babuji Huye Hey”.
109. When Alok Nath was born, Doctor gave him to his father and said, "Mubarak Hon, Betiyon Ka Baap Huwa Hai".
110. When you type Alok Nath on Google search, “I’m feeling Lucky” changes to “I’m feeling Sanskari”.
111. Yo Yo Honey Singh is going to start singing Bhajan and dharmik geet after his Sakshatkar with Alok Nath.

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• Amitabh - "Santaji, 5 Sawal Ka Jawaab Diye Toh INR 10,000 Jitiye. 15 Jawab Par 1 Crore! Aap Ke Paas Teen Lifeline Hey. Ekk Hajhar Rupiye Keh Liye Aap Ka Pahela Sawaal: 'Who Is India’s Prime Minister?' A) Vajpayee B) Advani C) Zail Singh D) Amrish Puri."
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  Amitabh - "Confident?"
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  Amitabh - "Absolutely Sure?"
  Santa - "Yes, Amitji."
  Amitabh - "Lock Kar Dehn?"
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  Amitabh - "Sahin Jawab! Aap Ek Hazaar Rupiye Jitt Gaye Hey"
  Santa - "Oyy! Ulloo Mat Banaa! Panch Jawaab Diye Hey, Purey Dus Hazaar Nikal!"

• Nana Patekar At Kaun Banega Crorepati.
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  Galat Jawaab Tere Koh Hizda Banaa Degha."

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  Santa - "Hmm, OK."
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• Amrish Puri At Kaun Banega Crorepati.
  Amrish Puri - "Sahi Jawab.. Mogambo Khush Huwa.."

• Amitabh Bachchan - "OK Santa This Is Your First Question for INR 1000. ‘Which State Has The Largest Sikh Population?’ And Your Options Are A) Punjab B) Punjab C) Punjab and D) Punjab."
  Santa - "Oh Ji, How Much Time Do I Have To Answer This Question."

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  Bihaari Babu Keh Saam Neh Jabaan Chalata Hey.
  Teraa Cheque Faad Keh Fek Dunga."

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