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Today, a hashtag 'TwitterDialogue' is trending on Twitter India. So we have come up with 60 most hilariously comedy tweets with this hashtag from different people. Share your tweets in our comment section right below this post.

1. 140 Character Mein Aata Hun, Samaz Mein Nahin.
2. 140 Characters Hain Tumhaare Pass, Aaj Tum Achha Tweeto Ya Bura, Ye 140 Char Tumhen Zindagi Bhar Yaad Rahenge..
3. Aaj Bhi Mein Follow Back Nahi Karta..
4. Aaj Etne Bhi RT Nahi Mile, Jitne Hum Kar Diya Karte The Tel Lagathe Lagathe..
5. Aali Re Aali.. Aata Tujhi RT Aali..
6. Agar 1 Tweet Peh RT Nahi Milega Toh Kya Ye Tweep Twitter Pe Nahi Jaayega.
7. Agar Aisa Na Huva To Salim Tujhe RT Nahin Dega Aur Hum Anarkali Tujhe FollowBack Nahin Karenge..
8. Agar Fav Aur RT Kar Rahe Ho Tum. To Zinda Ho Tum.
9. Arrey Oh Sambha Kitney RT They Re..
10. Arri Oh Pushpa, Arrey I Hate FAV Re..
11. Bande Hai Hum Uske, Humpe Kiska Zor.. Ch*Tiya Hashtags Banake Karenge Humko Bore.
12. Basanti.. En Kutton Keh Samne RTs Mat Kar..
13. Bombay Ki Barsaat Aur Twitter Ki Trend Kaa Koi Bharosa Nahi..
14. Bus, Train Aur Follower Ke Pichhe Kabhi Bhagna Nahi Chahiye.. Ek Gayi To Dusri Aa Jaati Hey..
15. Celeb Ke Paas RTs Nahi Aayega Toh, Kya FAV Aayega.
16. Don't under estimate the power of "People with Less Followers"!!
17. Ek Baar Jo Main Tweet Kar Dun, Uss Ke Baad To Mein Khud Ki Sunh Ke Bhi Delete Nahi Karta..
18. Ek RT Ki Kimmat Tum Kya Jaano Follower Babu..
19. Etne Kam Followers.. Ye Din Dekhne Ke Liye Hin Maine Tujhe Paida Kiya Tha?
20. FAV Karne Ka Nahin, Sirf RT Dene Ka..
21. FAV Par FAV, FAV Par FAV, FAV Par FAV, FAV Par FAV, FAV Par FAV, Milte Rahe Hai Bhai, RTs Nahi Mile. Milte Hai Toh Sirf Ye FAV..
22. Favorite Kiya Toh Retweet Bura Maan Jayegi..
23. G1- Aaj mere paas FavStar Pro account hai, 50K followers hai, Tumhare paas kya hey? B1- Aap Se Zyada Common Sense Hey.
24. Har Gori Ladki Ki DP Original Nahi Hoti.. Google Search Ka Kamaal Hoti Hey..
25. Hum Ek Baar Jite Hey, Ek Baar Marte Hey.. RT Bhi Ek Baar Karte Hey Aur FAV Bhi Ekk Hin Baar Karte Hey.
26. Hum Jo Tweet Karte Hein, Trend Wahi Se Suru Hota Hain..
27. I Love You Rrrr... ... RTs..
28. Jab Tak Hum Kisi Ke Follower Nahi Bante, Tab Tak Hum Follower Se Aur Following Humse Nahi Judte..
29. Jitne Tere Number Of Tweets Hey, Uss Se Adhik Meri Followers Count Hey..
30. Jitne Tumhare Followers Hey, Utne To Meri Beti Har Mahine Block Kar Deti Hey.. Jao Tum Kya Shaadi Karoge Uss Se..
31. Kahan Se Block Hoke Aayi Hey, Kalmuhi..?
32. Main FAV Main Aata Hun, RT Main Nahin.
33. Mein 140 Character Main Aata Hoon, 141 Main Nahi..
34. Mein Aaj Bhi Fenke Huye RTs Nahi Leta..
35. Mera Baap TweetsChor Hey..
36. Mere Paas.. Mere Paas Followers Hey..
37. Mere Pass Ghadi Hey, Bangla Hey, Bank Balance Hey. Kya Hai Tumhare Paas? Mere Paas Followers Hey, Jinke Paas Yeh Sab Hey.
38. Mere RTs Followers Aayenge..
39. Mujhpe Ek Ehsaan Karna, Ki Mujhe Kabhi Mention Na Karna.
40. My Name Is Chikna.. Madan Chikna.
41. PUSHPA , I Hate "Unfollowers" Reh..
42. Pushpa, I Hate People Who Laugh But Don’t RT My Tweets. Enhe Nonch Dalo..
43. Rishte Mein Toh Tweleb Lagte Hey, Bio Mai Hein "No DM"..
44. RT Dena Sehel Hey, Par RT Pana Bahut Kathin..
45. RT Karne Mein Koi Tax Nahi Lagta Bhaisaab.
46. Saale, Jisko Follow Karta Hey, Ussi Ke Tweets Chori Karta Hey. Namak Haraam..
47. Sly Ka, Unfollow Ka.. Sub Ka Badla Lega Re Tera Beta..
48. This time you are favouriting my tweet, the next time you gonna retweet it.
49. TL Pe Aata Hoon, Ghar Pe Nahi !!
50. Tum Followers Ki Suno Woh Tumahari Sunega.. Tum Ek RTs Doge Woh Dus Hazar Dega..
51. Tum Mujhe RT Do Main Tumhe Fav Dunga.
52. Tum RTs Keh Pichhe, Followers Tumhaare Pichhe.. Too Much Fun!
53. Tumhein Pata Hey Maine DM Kiya.. Mujhe Pata Hein Maine DM Kiya.. Par Baki Followers Ko Pata Nahin.
54. Tweet Se Dar Nahin Lagta Saab. DM Se Lagta Hein..
55. Tweet Sirf 3 Chizon Ki Wajah Se RT Hoti Hey, Entertainment, Entertainment, Entertainment. Aur Is Tweet Main 3x Entertainment Hai..
56. Twitter Ka Mazaa To RTs Main Hin Hey..
57. Ye Follower Mujh Hen Deh De Thakur.
58. Ye Twitter Nahi Aasaan Bas Etna Samaz Lijiye.. Ekso Chaalis Akshar Ka Dariya Hey, Aur Tweet Ke Jaana Hey..
59. Yeh Twitter Hey, Tumhaare Baap Ka Ghar Nahin..
60. Zindagi Mein Teen Chizon Ke Pichhey Kabhi Nahi Bhagna Chahiye - Bus, Train Aur Follower..

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• Dariya Kinaare Betho Chhu,
  Pavan Nahi Toh Pavan Thi Laher Toh Aavse..
  
  Hu Ena Prem Maa Padyo Chhu,
  Eh Nahi Toh Eni Friend Toh Aavse..

• Popat Betho Chhe Daal Upar,
  Aansu Pade Chhe Rumaal Upar..
  
  Hu Toh Fida Chhu Taari Chaal Upar,
  Pachi Kem Naa Pade 2 Gaal Upar..

• Vakhaan Krya Toh Chhokri Malkai Gae,
  Wah Wah..
  
  Vakhan Krya To Chhokri Malkai Gayi,
  Wah Wah..
  
  ACP Bolyo "Daya Pani Ni Motar Bandh Kar,. Tanki Chalkai Gayi.."

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Ek Vaar Ni Vaat Chhe.
Gujarati Kaka Ane Bapu Ni Gaadi Nu Accident Thae Gayu.
Bapu: "Me Head Light Batavi Ne Tane Side Maa Javanu Kidhu Hatu."
Kaka: "Oy Navarina, Me Vaipar Chalu Kari Ne Na To Padi Hati."

Gujarati Kaka Bank Ma Gaya.
Cashier: "Note Fateli Chhe.. Aa Note Nahi Chale. Tamare Biji Aapvi Padse."
Bapu: "Hu Eto Mara Khata Ma Jamaa Karaavu Chhu Ne. Ema Taare Su.."

25 Best Yo Kejriwal So Honest SMS: "Kejriwal Is So Honest" Jokes, Kejriwal Hindi Jokes, Arvind Kejriwal Sunny Jokes SMS, AAP Party Kejriwal SMS Jokes.

1. Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he actually tests the level of salt in Colgate.
2. Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he admits when he farts.
3. Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he always removes USB safely.
4. Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he cooks Maggi only for 2 minutes.
5. Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he demands a receipt even from Auto-wallas.
6. Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he doesn't take extra sauce sachets with Mc'D burgers.
7. Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he hasn't installed any anti-virus on his system because he does not want any kind of "security".
8. Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he never skips YouTube ads.
9. Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he surrenders himself to police in the morning, for killing mosquitoes in the night.
10. Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he was found standing on weighting machine naked for accurate measurement.
11. Yo Kejriwal is so honest that no woman has ever asked him "do I look fat?".
12. Yo Kejriwal is so honest that when he throws a party, he calls the cops at 10pm.
13. Yo Kejriwal is so honest that whenever he downloads a movie online, he buys a ticket to see it.
14. Yo Kejriwal So Honest because of my Sanskaars. - AlokNath
15. Yo Kejriwal So Honest He doesn't wear underwear coz it has VIP written over it.
16. Yo Kejriwal So Honest he Rolls On the Floor Laughing before sending ROFL in text/chat reply.
17. Yo Kejriwal So Honest That he actually gets into the character when he talks about poverty.
18. Yo Kejriwal So Honest that he always chooses truth in Truth and Dare.
19. Yo Kejriwal So Honest that he doesn't play/watch cricket because he is 'common man' and cricket is Gentlemen's game.
20. Yo Kejriwal So Honest that he got his saala (Brother-in-law) arrested for stealing his shoes on the wedding
21. Yo Kejriwal So Honest that his Facebook page is actually a Confession page.
22. Yo Kejriwal So Honest that Sheila & Kalmadi are singing song "AAP Mujhe Achche Lagne Lage".
23. Yo Kejriwal So Honest That when he finds a bomb, he returns it to the Terrorists.
24. Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he says excuse me after sneezing even if nobody is there.
25. Yo Kejriwal is so honest he didn’t see Sholay yet, because he is pretty sure that "Thakur Ne Apne Haath Gabbar Ko Nahi Diye".

Best "Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi" Shayari SMS: Comedy Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi Trolls Quotes, Funny Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi Memes SMS, Latest Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi Troll SMS.

1. Sher Bazar Main Galat Tips Dene Walo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
   
2. Facebook Pe Ladkiyo Ke Naam Se Fake ID Banane Walo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
   
3. '3Rs' Ki Gold Flake '7Rs' Ki Karne Walo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
   
4. Shopping Malls Mein Kuchh Na Kharid Ke Pics Post Karne Walo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
   
5. Whatsapp Pe Last Seen Hide Karne Walo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
   

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Latest Slogan from BJP has gone viral. This slogan is "Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi".

The hilariously funny one liners with hash tag #JantaMaafNahiKaregi is just flooding all around the places. So that's why we have come up with our own most comedy ultimate collection of it.

Check out the Best 50 "Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi" SMS from down here.

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1. 2 Mins Bolkar, Ghanta Wait Karane Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
2. "Abhi Padh Lo, Aage Toh Maze Hai" Kahene Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
3. "Add Me I Am Blocked" Likhne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
4. Apne Dosto Ko "Like My DP" Kahene Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
5. Baar Baar Ek HIn Post Daal Ne Waale Admin Ko, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
6. Baat Baat Par "Ab Ki Baar, Modi Sarkar" Bol Ne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
7. "Bhai, Tujhe Line De Rahi Hai" Kaheke, Dosto Ka Ullu Banane Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
8. Change Main Chilar Ki Jageh, Eclairs Dene Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
9. Chat Main Emoticons Ko Use Naa Kar Ne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
10. China Mobile Ko Blackberry Kahene Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
11. Comments Pe "Like This Page" Likhne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
12. Congress Party Ko Vote Dene Waalo, BJP Wale Tumhe Maaf Nahi Karenge..
13. Daru Ke Daam Badhane Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
14. Draupati Ki Saree Se Lambe Texts Messages Bhejne Walo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
15. DSLR Camera Kharid Ne Ke Baad 'Photography' Page Banane Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
16. Engineering Mai Bahot Scope Hai Bolke, Baccho Ka Bhavishya Kharab Karne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
17. Facebook Me Apni Pic Main Tag Karne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
18. FB Par Confession Pages Main Propose Kar Ne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
19. FB Pe Add Karke "Who's This?" Bolne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
20. Good Morning Ko "Gooodd Morninggg!!" Likhne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
21. Haftey Main 2 Baar "Meri Jung - One Man Army" Dikhane Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
22. Har Baat Pe KENT RO Ka AD Dikhane Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
23. #Har #Bat #Pe #Hash #Tag #Karne #Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
24. Har Hafte Adobe Update Nikalne Waale Logon Ko, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
25. Har Khubsurat Ladki Ko "Tumhai Bhabhi" Batane Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
26. Har Post Main Tag Karne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
27. Har Roz 'Candy Crush' Ki Request Bhejhne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
28. Har Status Pe 50-50 Bando Ko Tag Karne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
29. "Hey There! I Am Using Whatsapp" Status Rakhne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
30. Internals Mein Marks Kam Dene Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
31. Iss Post Ko Share Naa Karne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
32. "Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi" Ka Naara Lagane Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
33. John Abraham Ko Comedy Film Me Cast Karne Walo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
34. "K" Ka Reply Karne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
35. Mele Baby Ne Khana Kha Liya Puchne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
36. Meri Bhains Ko Anda Marne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
37. Mirinda Peene Waalon, Fanta Maaf Nahi Karegi.
38. Nature Ke Pics Main Good Morning Likhne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
39. Potato Chips Packet Main, Hawa Baichney Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
40. Putting Up Your Twitter Bio As "No Bio Coz I Took Maths", Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
41. Results Ke Din Hi Call Karne Waale Relatives Ko, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
42. Salman Ki Entry Me Siti Naa Bajaane Walo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
43. "Samose Garam Hey, Abhi Tale Hey" Ka Juth Bolne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
44. Seen Karke Bhi Reply Nahi Dene Walo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
45. Set Max Pe Baar-Baar SURYAVANSHAM Dikhane Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
46. Sirf Ladkiyon Ki Post Par Like Aur Comment Karne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
47. Toilet Main "I Love You" Likhne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
48. Unchi Buildings Ki Lift Bandh Kar Ne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
49. Whatsapp Pe 2 KM Lambe Message Bhej Ne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
50. "You Look Pretty Today" Compliment Pe Thank You Ki Jageh, "Why, I Wasn't Pretty Before" Bolne Wali Ladki Ko, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..

"Sonia Manmohan Jokes SMS": Sonia Gandhi Manmohan Singh Jokes in Hindi, Manmohan Sonia Hindi Jokes SMS, Manmohan Singh Sonia Gandhi SMS in Hindi.


Soniya Gandhi:
Suno Jih, Meri Chappal Toot Gayi Hey, Nayi Dil Waa Do Naa!

Manmohan Singh:
Mere Saath Bhashan Main Chalo, Jitni Marjhi Le Aana, Woh Bhi Pasand Karke..

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Darwazaa Khola.. To Nikla Saap.. (Waah Waah..)
Darwazaa Khola.. To Nikla Saap..

Darwaza Khola To Nikla Saap,
Ye Narendra Modi To Rajnikant Ka Bhi Nikla Baap..

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Sonia Gandhi Ne Rahul Gandhi Ko Thappad Mara..
Kyunki..

Facebook Ke Comments Padh Kar,
Rahul Ne Bhi Likh Diya,

"Mummy To Indian Honi Chahiye,
Italian To Pizza Bhi Hota Hai.."

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• Honey Singh Ne Chadhai Vodka Botal Chaar,
  Lekin Ab Ki Baar Modi Sarkar..

• IPL 2012 Champions Hai KKR,
  Ab Ki Baar Modi Sarkar..

• Wankhede Se Shahrukh Ko Kiya Bahar,
  Ab Ki Baar Modi Sarkar..

• Political Parties Karti Hey Scams Hazaar,
  Is Liye, "Ab Ki Baar Modi Sarkar"..

• Salman Aur Shahrukh Ke Fans Ki Never Ending Fight,
  Lekin Ye Pakka Hey Ki, Ab Ki Baar Modi Sarkar..

• Pappu Ho Gaya Fail Iss Bar,
  Kyonki, Ab Ki Baar Modi Sarkar..

• Alok Nath Sikhayenge Humey Sanskaar,
  Is Baar Laayenge Modi Sarkar..

• Kejri Chalata Hey WagonR,
  Ab Ki Baar Modi Sarkar..

• Baki Sab SMS Ho Gaye Bekaar,
  Ab Ki Baar Modi Sarkar..

• Teri Meri Dosti Mein Naa Aaye Koe Deewar,
  Esi Liye, Ab Ki Baar Modi Sarkar..

This post just for entertainment purpose only. We are not trying to prove anything here, kyonki, Ab Ki Baar Modi Sarkar! (Just Keeding. ;))

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Tu Thi Paas Tab Tha Ek Bahana Jhine Ka,
Ab To Teri Yaadon Main Hin Hey Mashgul Hum,
Ab Tu Nahi To Es Jindagi Ko Bhi Khair Jhina Kya,
Khair Woh Baat Alag Ki Har,
Lamho Main Baante Hey April Fool Hum..

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Arnab: Would you like some coffee.
Rahul: We need to empower women. And change the system.
Arnab: yes, but coffee?
Rahul: We got RTI.

Arnab: What is your name?
Rahul: Empower women.

Arnab: Would you have a debate with Modi?
Rahul: Look we need an alternative. Tap global energy. Empower women.

Arnab: What came first? The chicken or the egg??
Rahul Gandhi: We want to empower the chicken and give RTI to the egg.

Arnab: What do you think about Gujarat riots?
Rahul: Modi was responsible.
Arnab: How do you know?
Rahul: Women should be empowered.

Arnab: What if aliens invade India?
Rahul: I want to say that our government brought RTI.

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1. Arnab Goswami booked for raping Rahul Gandhi under section 377.
2. For once, Rahul Gandhi made Indians realize that a silent PM is better than a dumb one.
3. I used to think Kapil Sharma is the greatest comedian.
   Until, I saw Rahul Gandhi's interview.
4. If you missed Rahul Gandhi's interview, it will be repeated on Pogo Channel.
5. Let’s do a minute of silence for all the Congress politicians who will be spending the next few days in defending Rahul Gandhi.
6. Rahul Gandhi is like the student who mugs 5 answers & uses them irrespective of the questions.
7. Rahul Gandhi just told Arnab Goswami that the questions are out of syllabus.
8. Rahul Gandhi should thank RTI activist Aruna Roy, to save him from 'Maun Vrat' in interview.
9. Rahul Gandhi to Arnab Goswami: I will tell momma that you asked questions out of the syllabus.
10. Rahul Gandhi was behaving like Gutthi.
    Women-party, party-empowerment, empowerment-youth, youth-RTI, RTI-system, system-women.
11. Rahul Gandhi was more nervous than Pakistani players when they have to speak English in the presentation ceremony.
12. Rahul Gandhi's answers at interview make Manmohan Singh's silence look good.
13. Rahul Gandhi's interview reminded me of the Azharuddin days.
    Commentator: How is the pitch?
    Azhar: The boys played well.
14. Rahul Gandhi's interview summary with Arnab Goswami:
    Rahul parroted "System" 73 times, "Party" 51 times "RTI" 32 times, "Women" 18 times and "Change" 15 times.
15. Random guy: I have constipation. What do I do?
    Rahul Gandhi: First, we need to set up systems.
16. RTI All Night, RTI All Night,
    We Do RTI All Night..
    Aunty Police Bula Legi,
    Aunty Ko Empower Karwa Denge,
    Bajate Raho Sabki..
17. Salman Khan: I thought I will not slap anyone after slapping Vivek Oberoi.
    But then, I heard Rahul Gandhi speaking today.
18. This is like watching 2 different shows.
    Arnab's questions and Rahul's answers.
19. When Rahul Gandhi was asked about RTI, he had a same smile on face as an engineering student: "Ye Wala To Aata Hai".
20. You know how in exams we know very little and try to fit it in every answer. That's what Rahul is trying to do in every question of interview.

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Koi Shahzada Kehta Hey,
Koi Pappu Samjhta Hey..

Meri Secular Baichani Ko,
Bas Diggi (Digvijaya Singh) Samajhta Hey..

Twitter Aur Facebook Pe Ye Bezzati Kaisi Hey,
Ye Bas Mera Dil Samajhta Hai,
Ya Kapil (Sibbal) Samajhta Hai..

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• Dekhte Hi Dekhte Kya Kar Gaye,
  Biwi Ke Maike Mein Haathi Rakhne Gaye..
  Biwi Wait Kar Raat Din Khaane Pe,
  To Jija Gaye Naye Film Dekhne..
  Dekhte Hi Dekhte Kya Kar Gaye,
  Biwi Ke Maike Mein Paighaam Rakhne Gaye..

• Ess Wakth World Ke 5 Sub Seh Badi Problems Hey:
  1) Population
  2) Mahenghai
  3) Corruption
  4) Terrorism
  5) Aajh Ki Generation Ko Har Hafte Hone Wala "SACHHA PYAAR"

• Ghalib Bhi Shayar Tha,
  Kanimozhi Bhi Shayar Kahalati,
  Ghalib Aur Shayari Dono Gaye Tel Lene,
  Ab Paisa Hi Kavita Hey,
  Paisa Hi Nagma Hey,
  Paisa Hi Shayar Hey,
  Paisa Hi Shayar Ki Shayari Hey..

• Jin: Kya Hukam Hey Maire Aka?
  Admi: Sari Duniya Ki Daulat Sona-Chandi Property-Shares Mere Account Main Jama Kar Do.
  Jin: Bakwas Band Kar Main Jin Hun Zardari Nahi.

• Mere Ishq Ki Bowling Ne,
  Uss Ke Dil Ka Wicket Gira Diya..
  But Sala Uska Baap Tha Umpire,
  No Ball Karaaar De Diya..

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Teri Mann Di, Teri Pan Di,

Tere Pyon Di, Tere Pera Di,

Tere Pore Khandan Di,

Tey Meri Vih, Tu Jaan Hey!

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• Baap: ABC Sunao
  Beta: A, B, C
  Baap: Orh Sunawo
  Beta: Or Sub Bhadiya, Aap Sunavo..

• Baap: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hey.
  Beta: Main To Ess Baar 100% Launga.
  Baap: Kyo Majhak Kar Raha Hey?
  Beta: Shuru Kis Neh Kiya!

• Baap: Pados Ki Ladki Ko Dekh, Woh Exam Main First Aae Hey.
  Beta: Uss Ko Hin To Dekh Tah Raheta Tha, Tabhi Toh Fail Hon Gaya.

• Beta at Store: Papa, Kya Main Ye Baaza Leh Sakta Hun?
  Baap: Nahin Beta, Tum Din Main Mohale-Waalon Ko Tang Karoge.
  Beta: Mein Aap Seh Waada Karta Hoon, Jab Sare Mahale Waale Raat Kon Saun Rahe Honge Tabhi Main Baaza Bajaunga.

• Beta: Meine Shaadi Karni Hey.
  Baap: Achha! Ye To Bahut Khushi Ki Baat Hey, Batao To Sahi, Wo Khush-Naseeb Ladki Kaun Hey?
  Beta: Woh Ladki Meri Daadi Hey.
  Baap: Nahi, Aap Unn Seh Shadi Nahi Kar Sakte, Wo To Meri Maa Hey.
  Beta: To Fir Aap Ne Meri Maa Se Shaadi Kyon Ki?

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• Girl: What's UP?
  Boy: Uttar Pradesh.
  *BLOCKED*

• After Fight:
  Girl: Tum To Mujhe Manate Hin Nahin.
  Boy: Tum Kya Hon? Diwali? EID? Ya Holi?
  *BLOCKED*

• Girl: Tu Soya Hey?
  Boy: Nahi, Schezwan Hun.
  *BLOCKED*

• Boy: Thank You.
  Girl: My Pleasure.
  Boy: My Bajaj Pulsar.
  *BLOCKED*

• Girl: See Ya.
  Boy: Var Ram Chandr Ki Jai.
  *BLOCKED*

• Boy: What's your name?
  Girl: Palak and yours?
  Boy: Paneer!
  *BLOCKED*

• Girl: Have a Good Day.
  Boy: No Thank You. I like 'Parle-G' more.
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1. Aadmi Honest Hona Chahiye, Smart To Phone Bhi Hota Hai.
2. Aadmi Ko Khush Rahena Chahiye, Udash To Pankaj Bhi Hai.
3. Aadmi Ko Limit Mai Rahena Chahiye, Unlimited To Mera Data Plan Bhi Hai.
4. Air Condition Cooling Dena Chahiye, Hava To LAYS Ke Packet Me Bhi Hoti Hai.
5. Asman Ke Taare Rangin Hone Chahiye, Roshan To Hrithik Bhi Hai.
6. Baarish Me Gila Hona Chahiye, Sukha To Bhel Bhi Hota Hai.
7. Bachhe To Innocent Hone Chahiye, Naughty To America Bhi Hai.
8. Badalna Hai To Nazari Badlo, Jindagi To IDEA Bhi Badal Sakta Hai.
9. Bal Majboot Hone Chahiye MULAYAM To YADAV Bhi Hai.
10. Bande Ki Shakal Achhi Honi Chahiye, Hero To Rajnikanth Bhi Hai.
11. Barish 'Rim Zim' Hona Chahiye, Jhor Ki To 'SU SU' Bhi Aata Hai.
12. Batein To Kuchh Achi Aur Khash Kar Le Kabhi Kabhi, Kyuki Paka To Aam Bhi Hota Hai.
13. Bathroom Main Hair Dryer Hona Chahiye, Towel To Sreesanth Ke Pash Bhi Hai.
14. Beta To Layak Hona Chahiye, Laal To Banke Bhi Hota Hai.
15. Bhains To Dudharu Honi Chahiye, Hmm To Sabhi Kar Lete Hai.
16. Biwi Ko Diamond Ka Haar Dena Chahiye, Chandi Aur Sona To Chawanprash Bhi Deta Hai.
17. Blood Group 'O' 'B' Ya 'A' Hona Chahiye, Kyun Ki 'AB' To 'De Villiers' Bhi Hai.
18. Bowling To Spin Karni Chahiye, Fast To 'Anna Hazare' Bhi Karta Hai.
19. Captain To Dhone Wala Hona Chahiye, Baja To Red FM Wale Bhi Lete Hai.
20. Chana Jor Garam Hona Chahiye, Thanda To Navratan Tel Bhi Hota Hai.
21. Chowkidar To Tagda Hona Chahiye, Chowkanna To ANNA Bhi Hota Hai.
22. Cold Drink To TOOFANI Honi Chahiye, Thanda To Navratna Tel Bhi Hota Hai.
23. Cricket Fans Ko 'INDIA INDIA' Chillana Chahiye, 'PAK PAK' To Murgiyan Bhi Karti Hai.
24. Cricketer SACHIN Jai Sah Hona Chahiye, DHONI To Gandi Banyan Bhi Padti Hai.
25. Daaku To Kaliya Hona Chahiye, Gabbar To Sher Bhi Hota Hai.
26. Dawa Thik Karne Ke Liye Honi Chahiye, Tablet To Samsung Ka Bhi Hai.
27. Degree Engineering Ki Honi Chahiye, Medical To Stores Bhi Hai.
28. Dessert Mein Pastry Honi Chahiye, Rabdi To Devi Bhi Hai.
29. Desserts Me Icecream Honi Chahiye, Falooda Toh Izzat Ka Bhi Hota Hai.
30. Dhaage To Pakke Hone Chahiye, Kachhi To Kali Bhi Hoti Hai.
31. Dil Bada Hona Chahiye, CHHOTA To BHEEM Bhi Hai.
32. Dulhan Ko To Sharmili Hona Chahiye, Besharam To Humare Neta Bhi Hai.
33. Ensaan Ko Akalmand Hona Chahiye, Bandh To Har Rojh Hyderabad Bhi Hota Hai.
34. Ensan Ka Dil Bada Hona Chahiye, Chhota To 'Bhim' Bhi Hai.
35. Ensan Ko Full-On Rahena Chahiye, Moron To Tu Bhi Hai.
36. Ensan Ko Samjdar Hona Chahiye, Sensetive To Tuthpaste Bhi Hai.
37. Ensan Multi Talented Hona Chahiye, Expert Toh Dish Bar Bhi Hai.
38. Estri To Garam Honi Chahiye, Hot To Press Bhi Hoti Hai.
39. Examination Hall Me Discussion Hona Chahiye, SILENCE To Library Bhi Hoti Hai.
40. Haath To Dhaai KILO Ka Hona Chahiye, PAV To BHAAJI Bhi Hoti Hai.
41. Hair Oil To Coconut Hona Chahiye, Amla To HASHIM Bhi Hai.
42. Hath To Dhaai KILO Ka Hona Chahiye, PAV To BHAAJI Bhi Hoti Hai.
43. Holidays To Hill Station Pe Honi Chahiye, Goa To Pan Masala Bhi Hai.
44. Hotel 7 Star Hona Chahiye, 5 Star To Chocolate Bhi Hoti Hai.
45. Hug To Tight Hona Chahiye, Loose To MOTION B Hota Hai.
46. Insaan Ko Bhartiya Hona Chahiye, Indian To Oil Bhi Hai.
47. Insaan Ko Committed Hona Chahiye, Single To Bed Bhi Hota Hai.
48. Insaan Ko Simple Hona Chahiye, Complex To Number Bhi Hota Hai.
49. Insaan Mein Aatm-Sammaan Hona Chahiye, Warna JAAN To Aaj Kal CEMENT Mein Bhi Hoti Hai.
50. Insan Ko Khush Hona Chahiye, Bug To Virus Bhi Hota Hay.
51. International Currency Rupee Honi Chahiye, Dollar To Underwear Bhi Hai.
52. Jaat To TIGHT Hone Chahiye, ACCHE To BANDE Bhi Hote Hai.
53. Javab Sidha Hona Chahiye, 'Ulta To Taarak Mehta Ka Chashma' Bhi Hai.
54. Jhapad To Jhannatedaar Hona Chahiye, Karara To Note Bhi Hota Hai.
55. Juice To Tropicana Ka Hona Chahiye, Real To Madrid Bhi Hota Hai.
56. Kasab Ko Goli Marni Chahiye Thi, Hang To Mera Fone Bhi Hota Hai.
57. Ladka Dravid Jaisa Hona Chahiye, Rahul To Gandhi Bhi Hai.
58. Ladka Male Hona Chahiye, Female To Ladkiyan Bhi Hoti Hai.
59. Ladke To Caring Hone Chahiye, Acche To Daag Bhi Hote Hai.
60. Ladki Cute Honi Chahiye, Hot To Aalu Ke Paratha Bhi Hota Hai.
61. Ladki Dil Se Acchi Honi Chahiye, Lovely Toh University Bhi Hai.
62. Ladki HOT Hona Chahiye, SUSHIL To SHINDE Bhi Hai.
63. Ladki Ke Baap Se 'PURI LADKI' Mangna Chahiye, 'HAATH' To GABBAR Bhi Mangta Hai.
64. Ladki Ke Paas To DIL Hona Chahiye, CENA Toh JOHN Ke Paas Bhi Hai.
65. Ladki Ko Feelings Express Karna Aana Chahiye, 'Aawww' To Shakti Kapoor Bhi Karta Hai.
66. Ladki Me Akkal Honi Chahiye, 'Surat' To Gujarat Mai Bhi Hai.
67. Ladki Mein Sense Of Humor Hona Chahiye, SUSHIL To SHINDE Bhi Hota Hai.
68. Ladki Pyari Honi Chahiye, Smart To Phone Bhi Hote Hai.
69. Ladki Sirf Ladki Honi Chahiye, MAHELA To JAYWARDANE Bhi Hai.
70. Ladki To Childish Honi Chahiye, Mature To LIC Ki Policy Bhi Hoti Hai.
71. Ladki To Padhi Likhi Honi Chahiye, Anguthachhap To Apne Neta Bhi Hai.
72. Ladki To Simple Honi Chahiye, Sec C To 1/Cos C Bhi Hota Hai.
73. Lene Wale To Hamare Neta Jai Se Hone Chahiye, Deti To Maruti Bhi Bahut Hai.
74. Life Main Aashiqui Honi Chahiye, Pyaar To Har Koi Karta Hai.
75. Log Sidhe Hone Chahiye, Tede To Kurkure Bhi Hote Hai.
76. Mard Ko Organized Hona Chahiye, Messi To Lionel Bhi Hai.
77. Mobile General Mode Pe Hona Chahiye, SILENT To Apna PM Bhi Hai.
78. Monkey Nakalchi Hona Chahiye, Kyun Ki Copy To Cat Bhi Karti Hai.
79. Month Jan Ya Feb Hona Chahiye, 'May May' To Bakriya Bhi Karti Hai.
80. Phone To iPhone Hona Chahiye, 'S1, S2.. S4' To Train Ke Dabbe Bhi Hote Hai.
81. Phone To Samsung Ka Hona Chahiye, Apple To Fruit Bhi Hai.
82. PM To Modi Hona Chahiye, Neta To Manmohan Bhi Hai.
83. Poem Achhi Honi Chahiye, Bakwaas To Message Bhi Hota Hai.
84. Post Original Hona Chahiye, Copy To Monkey Bhi Karte Hai.
85. President of India Kalam Hona Chahiye, 'Mukhrji' to Rani Bhi Hai.
86. Pyaar Sachha Hona Chahiye, Andha To KANOON Bhi Hai.
87. QUESTION Pura Hona Chahiye, MARK To TEJA Ke Chehre Par Bhi Hai.
88. Raincoat Bada Hona Chahiye, Kyunki Chhota To CHHATRI Bhi Hai.
89. Reply Accha Hona Chahiye, GANDA Toh Rajnigandha Bhi Hai.
90. Reply Dhangh Ka Hona Chahiye, 'Hmm' To Bhains Bhi Karti Hai.
91. Seb Meetha Hona Chahiye, 'Lal' To Advani Bhi Hai.
92. Shaadi Khud Ki Girlfriend Se Karna Chahiye, Dusron Ki Girlfriend Se To Gharwale Bhi Kara Dete Hai.
93. Shubh Ratri Bolna Chaiye, Good Night To Mosquito Coil Bhi Hota Hai.
94. Superhero To Superman Hona Chahiye, Ironman To Istriwala Bhi Hota Hai.
95. Teacher Ko Student Ko Ek Achha Insaan Banana Chahiye, Murga To Naved Bhi Banata Hai.
96. Teacher Zyada Marks Dene Wale Hone Chahiye, 'Anda' To Murgi Bhi Deti Hai.
97. Tennis Player Nadal Hona Chahiye, Joker To Circus Me Bhi Milte Hai.
98. TV To Black And White Hona Chahiye, Rangeen To Raat Bhi Hoti Hai.
99. Wada To Pakka Hona Chahiye, Kachha To Papad Bhi Hota Hai.
100. Weather To Rainy Hona Chahiye, SUNNY To LEONE Bhi Hoti Hai.
101. Wife Ek Best Friend Jaisi Honi Chahiye, Life Companion To S4 Bhi Hota Hai.