2014 India Election Jokes Collection: "India Elections 2014 SMS Jokes", India Election 2014 Jokes in Hindi, 2014 India Election Hindi Jokes SMS.

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This Year's Election Is A Bachelor's Party
Narendra Modi, Rahul Gandhi, Mayawati, Jayalalitha, Anna Hazare, Mamta Bannerji,..
Desh Ka Bhavishya Kewal Kunwara Vyakti Hin Badal Sakta Hey..
Kyun Ki Shaadi-Shuda Insaan To Saala TV Ka Channel Bhi Apni Marzi Se Nahin Badal Sakta..

Ekk Gavon Me Rahul Gandhi Ko Ekk Bachche Ne Kaha:
Sirji, 14 Mahino Se School Me Yahan Teacher Nahi Hey..
Rahul Gandhi: To School Kai Se Chal Rahaa Hey?
Bachcha Bola: Jai Se Desh Chal Raha Hey..

Aandhi Oh Ke Rukh Se Shihansan Dol Neh Lage,
Insaani Jazhbato Ko Taraaju Meh Tol Neh Lage,
Ye Hey Hamare Modi Ji Ka Jalwa Ki,
Gunge Bhi Bol Ne Lage..

Parlok Main Rajiv Gandhi Ko Achaanak Hanshi Aa Gayi,
Indira Gandhi:
Beta, Kyaa Huwa?
Rajiv Gandhi:
Sonia Se Shadi Maine Ki, Par Bhugat Manmohan Singh Raha Hey..