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Top 25 "Yo Kejriwal So Honest" SMS Jokes Collection

25 Best Yo Kejriwal So Honest SMS: "Kejriwal Is So Honest" Jokes, Kejriwal Hindi Jokes, Arvind Kejriwal Sunny Jokes SMS, AAP Party Kejriwal SMS Jokes.

Yo Kejriwal So Honest SMS Jokes

  1. Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he actually tests the level of salt in Colgate.
  2. Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he admits when he farts.
  3. Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he always removes USB safely.
  4. Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he cooks Maggi only for 2 minutes.
  5. Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he demands a receipt even from Auto-wallas.
  6. Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he doesn't take extra sauce sachets with Mc'D burgers.
  7. Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he hasn't installed any anti-virus on his system because he does not want any kind of "security".
  8. Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he never skips YouTube ads.
  9. Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he surrenders himself to police in the morning, for killing mosquitoes in the night.
  10. Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he was found standing on weighting machine naked for accurate measurement.
  11. Yo Kejriwal is so honest that no woman has ever asked him "do I look fat?".
  12. Yo Kejriwal is so honest that when he throws a party, he calls the cops at 10pm.
  13. Yo Kejriwal is so honest that whenever he downloads a movie online, he buys a ticket to see it.
  14. Yo Kejriwal So Honest because of my Sanskaars. - AlokNath
  15. Yo Kejriwal So Honest He doesn't wear underwear coz it has VIP written over it.
  16. Yo Kejriwal So Honest he Rolls On the Floor Laughing before sending ROFL in text/chat reply.
  17. Yo Kejriwal So Honest That he actually gets into the character when he talks about poverty.
  18. Yo Kejriwal So Honest that he always chooses truth in Truth and Dare.
  19. Yo Kejriwal So Honest that he doesn't play/watch cricket because he is 'common man' and cricket is Gentlemen's game.
  20. Yo Kejriwal So Honest that he got his saala (Brother-in-law) arrested for stealing his shoes on the wedding
  21. Yo Kejriwal So Honest that his Facebook page is actually a Confession page.
  22. Yo Kejriwal So Honest that Sheila & Kalmadi are singing song "AAP Mujhe Achche Lagne Lage".
  23. Yo Kejriwal So Honest That when he finds a bomb, he returns it to the Terrorists.
  24. Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he says excuse me after sneezing even if nobody is there.
  25. Yo Kejriwal is so honest he didn’t see Sholay yet, because he is pretty sure that "Thakur Ne Apne Haath Gabbar Ko Nahi Diye".

50 Best "Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi" SMS Slogans One-Liners

Top 50 "Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi" SMS Quotes: Latest Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi Messages, Most Funny "Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi" Tweets Slogans, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi One-Liners.

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Latest Slogan from BJP has gone viral. This slogan is "Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi".

The hilariously funny one liners with hash tag #JantaMaafNahiKaregi is just flooding all around the places. So that's why we have come up with our own most comedy ultimate collection of it.

Check out the Best 50 "Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi" SMS from down here.

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  1. 2 Mins Bolkar, Ghanta Wait Karane Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  2. "Abhi Padh Lo, Aage Toh Maze Hai" Kahene Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  3. "Add Me I Am Blocked" Likhne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  4. Apne Dosto Ko "Like My DP" Kahene Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  5. Baar Baar Ek HIn Post Daal Ne Waale Admin Ko, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  6. Baat Baat Par "Ab Ki Baar, Modi Sarkar" Bol Ne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  7. "Bhai, Tujhe Line De Rahi Hai" Kaheke, Dosto Ka Ullu Banane Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  8. Change Main Chilar Ki Jageh, Eclairs Dene Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  9. Chat Main Emoticons Ko Use Naa Kar Ne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  10. China Mobile Ko Blackberry Kahene Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  11. Comments Pe "Like This Page" Likhne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  12. Congress Party Ko Vote Dene Waalo, BJP Wale Tumhe Maaf Nahi Karenge..
  13. Daru Ke Daam Badhane Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  14. Draupati Ki Saree Se Lambe Texts Messages Bhejne Walo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  15. DSLR Camera Kharid Ne Ke Baad 'Photography' Page Banane Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  16. Engineering Mai Bahot Scope Hai Bolke, Baccho Ka Bhavishya Kharab Karne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  17. Facebook Me Apni Pic Main Tag Karne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  18. FB Par Confession Pages Main Propose Kar Ne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  19. FB Pe Add Karke "Who's This?" Bolne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  20. Good Morning Ko "Gooodd Morninggg!!" Likhne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  21. Haftey Main 2 Baar "Meri Jung - One Man Army" Dikhane Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  22. Har Baat Pe KENT RO Ka AD Dikhane Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  23. #Har #Bat #Pe #Hash #Tag #Karne #Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  24. Har Hafte Adobe Update Nikalne Waale Logon Ko, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  25. Har Khubsurat Ladki Ko "Tumhai Bhabhi" Batane Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  26. Har Post Main Tag Karne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  27. Har Roz 'Candy Crush' Ki Request Bhejhne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  28. Har Status Pe 50-50 Bando Ko Tag Karne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  29. "Hey There! I Am Using Whatsapp" Status Rakhne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  30. Internals Mein Marks Kam Dene Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  31. Iss Post Ko Share Naa Karne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  32. "Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi" Ka Naara Lagane Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  33. John Abraham Ko Comedy Film Me Cast Karne Walo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  34. "K" Ka Reply Karne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  35. Mele Baby Ne Khana Kha Liya Puchne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  36. Meri Bhains Ko Anda Marne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  37. Mirinda Peene Waalon, Fanta Maaf Nahi Karegi.
  38. Nature Ke Pics Main Good Morning Likhne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  39. Potato Chips Packet Main, Hawa Baichney Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  40. Putting Up Your Twitter Bio As "No Bio Coz I Took Maths", Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  41. Results Ke Din Hi Call Karne Waale Relatives Ko, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  42. Salman Ki Entry Me Siti Naa Bajaane Walo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  43. "Samose Garam Hey, Abhi Tale Hey" Ka Juth Bolne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  44. Seen Karke Bhi Reply Nahi Dene Walo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  45. Set Max Pe Baar-Baar SURYAVANSHAM Dikhane Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  46. Sirf Ladkiyon Ki Post Par Like Aur Comment Karne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  47. Toilet Main "I Love You" Likhne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  48. Unchi Buildings Ki Lift Bandh Kar Ne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  49. Whatsapp Pe 2 KM Lambe Message Bhej Ne Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..
  50. "You Look Pretty Today" Compliment Pe Thank You Ki Jageh, "Why, I Wasn't Pretty Before" Bolne Wali Ladki Ko, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi..

Narendra Modi Hindi Jokes SMS

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Narendra Modi SMS Jokes in Hindi

Narendra Modi:
Etne Saare Paise India Me Kha Liye Gaye,
Lekin Aap Kuch Bole Kyu Nahi?

Manmohan Singh:
Me Jab Chhota Tha,
Tab Meri Maa Ne Muje Sikhaya Tha Ki,
"Khate Wakht Kuchh Bolna Nahi Chahiye"..

Sonia Gandhi & Manmohan Singh Jokes SMS

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Sonia Manmohan Jokes SMS

Soniya Gandhi:
Suno Jih, Meri Chappal Toot Gayi Hey, Nayi Dil Waa Do Naa!

Manmohan Singh:
Mere Saath Bhashan Main Chalo, Jitni Marjhi Le Aana, Woh Bhi Pasand Karke..

Funny "Narendra Modi Fenku SMS" in Hindi

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Narendra Modi Fenku SMS Jokes

Narendra Modi:
Mujhe P.M. Ban'Ne Ka Hakk Milega To,
Manmohan Tum Hen Bhi Kuchh Milega..

Manmohan Singh:
Batavo Naa Woh Kya?

Narendra Modi:
Nahi Abhi Nahi Surprise Hey..

Manmohan Singh:
Bata Do Na.. Please..

Narendra Modi:
Baba Ji Ka Thullu..

Congress Party Funny SMS Jokes

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Congress Party Jokes SMS in Hindi

Aam Aadmi:
Abe Machchhr Kai Ko Din Me Heran Karta Hey,
Raat Ko To Sone Nahi Dete Hon.

Machchhar:
Ham Kya Kare Es Meh Majburi Hey.
Congress Ka Shasan Hai..
Manghai Hi Etni Hey,
Aur Ghar Ki Halat Kharab Hey,
Overtime Kar Rahaa Hun.

"Narendra Modi Jokes" Hindi Shayari

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Narendra Modi Hindi Shayari Jokes

Darwazaa Khola.. To Nikla Saap.. (Waah Waah..)
Darwazaa Khola.. To Nikla Saap..

Darwaza Khola To Nikla Saap,
Ye Narendra Modi To Rajnikant Ka Bhi Nikla Baap..

2024 India Election Jokes Collection

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India Election 2014 Jokes SMS

Did You Notice…
This Year's Election Is A Bachelor's Party
Narendra Modi, Rahul Gandhi, Mayawati, Jayalalitha, Anna Hazare, Mamta Bannerji,..
Desh Ka Bhavishya Kewal Kunwara Vyakti Hin Badal Sakta Hey..
Kyun Ki Shaadi-Shuda Insaan To Saala TV Ka Channel Bhi Apni Marzi Se Nahin Badal Sakta..

Ekk Gavon Me Rahul Gandhi Ko Ekk Bachche Ne Kaha:
Sirji, 14 Mahino Se School Me Yahan Teacher Nahi Hey..
Rahul Gandhi: To School Kai Se Chal Rahaa Hey?
Bachcha Bola: Jai Se Desh Chal Raha Hey..

Aandhi Oh Ke Rukh Se Shihansan Dol Neh Lage,
Insaani Jazhbato Ko Taraaju Meh Tol Neh Lage,
Ye Hey Hamare Modi Ji Ka Jalwa Ki,
Gunge Bhi Bol Ne Lage..

Parlok Main Rajiv Gandhi Ko Achaanak Hanshi Aa Gayi,
Indira Gandhi:
Beta, Kyaa Huwa?
Rajiv Gandhi:
Sonia Se Shadi Maine Ki, Par Bhugat Manmohan Singh Raha Hey..

Comedy Narendra Modi Jokes in Hindi

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Narendra Modi Jokes in Hindi

Teacher:
Agar Narendra Modi Hamare Desh Ke P.M. Hote To.. Kyaa Hota?

Santa:
Auro Ka Toh Pata Nahin,
Lekin Pakistan Jarur Hum Se,
Kashmir Ki Bajaye Lahore,
Maang Rahaa Hota..

Most Funny "Sonia Gandhi Hindi Jokes" SMS

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Sonia Gandhi Hindi Jokes SMS

Sonia Gandhi Ne Rahul Gandhi Ko Thappad Mara..
Kyunki..

Facebook Ke Comments Padh Kar,
Rahul Ne Bhi Likh Diya,

"Mummy To Indian Honi Chahiye,
Italian To Pizza Bhi Hota Hai.."

Ab Ki Baar Modi Sarkar Shayari SMS in Hindi

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Ab Ki Baar Modi Sarkar Shayari Hindi

Attendence Ke Naam Pe Dhamki Deke,
Pareshaan Karne Waalo,
Engineers Maaf Nahi Karenge..
Chalo Haalat Badle, Desh Ki Sarkar Badle..
Ab Ki Baar Modi Sarkar.. #AbKiBaarModi