Top 25 "Yo Kejriwal So Honest" SMS Jokes Collection
25 Best Yo Kejriwal So Honest SMS: "Kejriwal Is So Honest" Jokes, Kejriwal Hindi Jokes, Arvind Kejriwal Sunny Jokes SMS, AAP Party Kejriwal SMS Jokes.
- Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he actually tests the level of salt in Colgate.
- Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he admits when he farts.
- Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he always removes USB safely.
- Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he cooks Maggi only for 2 minutes.
- Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he demands a receipt even from Auto-wallas.
- Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he doesn't take extra sauce sachets with Mc'D burgers.
- Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he hasn't installed any anti-virus on his system because he does not want any kind of "security".
- Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he never skips YouTube ads.
- Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he surrenders himself to police in the morning, for killing mosquitoes in the night.
- Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he was found standing on weighting machine naked for accurate measurement.
- Yo Kejriwal is so honest that no woman has ever asked him "do I look fat?".
- Yo Kejriwal is so honest that when he throws a party, he calls the cops at 10pm.
- Yo Kejriwal is so honest that whenever he downloads a movie online, he buys a ticket to see it.
- Yo Kejriwal So Honest because of my Sanskaars. - AlokNath
- Yo Kejriwal So Honest He doesn't wear underwear coz it has VIP written over it.
- Yo Kejriwal So Honest he Rolls On the Floor Laughing before sending ROFL in text/chat reply.
- Yo Kejriwal So Honest That he actually gets into the character when he talks about poverty.
- Yo Kejriwal So Honest that he always chooses truth in Truth and Dare.
- Yo Kejriwal So Honest that he doesn't play/watch cricket because he is 'common man' and cricket is Gentlemen's game.
- Yo Kejriwal So Honest that he got his saala (Brother-in-law) arrested for stealing his shoes on the wedding
- Yo Kejriwal So Honest that his Facebook page is actually a Confession page.
- Yo Kejriwal So Honest that Sheila & Kalmadi are singing song "AAP Mujhe Achche Lagne Lage".
- Yo Kejriwal So Honest That when he finds a bomb, he returns it to the Terrorists.
- Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he says excuse me after sneezing even if nobody is there.
- Yo Kejriwal is so honest he didn’t see Sholay yet, because he is pretty sure that "Thakur Ne Apne Haath Gabbar Ko Nahi Diye".
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