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120 Words Funny Hindi Jokes SMS

120 WORDS FUNNY JOKES IN HINDI: Short Hindi Comedy SMS Collection, 120 Char Funny Hindi SMS Jokes, Latest Funny Jokes in Hindi, Hindi Funny Comedy Jokes Collection.

120 Words SMS Jokes in Hindi

  • Boy: Jaaneman, Ess Dil Main Aaja.
    Girl: Sandal Utaroon Kyaa?
    Boy: Are Pagali, Yeh Koe Mandir Thodi Hey. Aise Hin Aaja.

  • Teacher Neh Students Koh,
    Cricket Match Parh Essay Likhne Koh Kaha,
    Sab Se Pahele Santa Likh Liyaa,
    Uss Neh Likha Tha:
    "Barish Ke Karan Match Cancel Hon Gaya Hey!"

  • Main Tum Koh Chaand Keh Dun Maghar Uss Main Dhaagh Hey,
    Sooraj Kahe Duh Par Uss Mein Toh Aagh Hey,
    Socha Tum Koh Bandar Hin Kahe Duh,
    Magar Kmbakhat Uss Main Bhi Dimaagh Hey!!

Funny Classroom Student Comedy Jokes SMS in Hindi

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Funny Classroom Comedy Jokes Hindi SMS

SMS-1 : Student to peon
Ek School pe ekk student bahot der seh ghar ke bahar khada school ki ghanti bajane ki kosis kar raha tha. To ek peon aaya.
Peon: "beta, yaha kya kar rahe ho?"
Student: "Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hu."
Peon (ghanti baje ke): "Yeh lo baja di"
School ke sab students chhuti ho gayi samajh kar bahar aa gaye.
Peon: "Ab kya hai?"
Student: "Ab bhago!"

SMS-2 : Students to Teacher Dronacharya incident
Teacher: Dronacharya ne Eklavya se angutha kyo mangha?
Student (sochne ke badd): Miss, Taki woh kabhi Message naa kar sake..

SMS-3 : Student to teacher funny talk
Teacher: Baccho, batawo aapne kon kon seh fruits khaye hai?
Students: Banana, Apple, Oranges, Grapes, Mango..
Teacher: Aur Batawo..
A Student: Bas, aur sab to badhiya hey. Aap batawo aap kaisi hey..

SMS-4 : Funny Student to Teacher
Teacher: Jis ne aaj adha sbaq yaad kiya hey wo mere hath par kiss kar sakta hey. Jis ne aaj pura sbaq yaad kiya he wo mere gall par kiss kar sakta hey.
Student: Miss, aap mujhe break time main milna. Maine puri book yaad kar lih hey.

SMS-5 : Santa Banta College Talk
Santa: Agar nariyel ke ped pe chad javun to engineering ki ladkiya dikh jayegi.
Banta: Phir hath chhod dena. Medical college ki ladkiyan bhi dikh jayegi.