Ek School pe ekk student bahot der seh ghar ke bahar khada school ki ghanti bajane ki kosis kar raha tha. To ek peon aaya.
Peon: "beta, yaha kya kar rahe ho?"
Student: "Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hu."
Peon (ghanti baje ke): "Yeh lo baja di"
School ke sab students chhuti ho gayi samajh kar bahar aa gaye.
Peon: "Ab kya hai?"
Student: "Ab bhago!"

Teacher: Dronacharya ne Eklavya se angutha kyo mangha?
Student (sochne ke badd): Miss, Taki woh kabhi Message naa kar sake..

Teacher: Baccho, batawo aapne kon kon seh fruits khaye hai?
Students: Banana, Apple, Oranges, Grapes, Mango..
Teacher: Aur Batawo..
A Student: Bas, aur sab to badhiya hey. Aap batawo aap kaisi hey..

Teacher: Jis ne aaj adha sbaq yaad kiya hey wo mere hath par kiss kar sakta hey. Jis ne aaj pura sbaq yaad kiya he wo mere gall par kiss kar sakta hey.
Student: Miss, aap mujhe break time main milna. Maine puri book yaad kar lih hey.

Santa: Agar nariyel ke ped pe chad javun to engineering ki ladkiya dikh jayegi.
Banta: Phir hath chhod dena. Medical college ki ladkiyan bhi dikh jayegi.