Best 10 Witty Facebook Status Quotes, Top 10 Most Liked Funny Facebook Updates, 10 Best Comedy Facebook Status, 10 Top Famous Facebook Updates:


1) Best friends have conversations impossible to understand by other people.

2) study... stud... stu... st... s... sl... sle... slee... sleep.

3) Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers and the middle one is for you.

4) I'd jump in front of a train for you....... as long as it's not moving

5) Everything is funnier when you're with your bestfriend.

6) If you don't do stupid things while you're young, you'll have nothing to smile about when you're old.

7) Headphones: The international sign for "leave the hell alone".

8) I don't need a stable relationship; all I need is a stable internet connection.

9) I hate texting people who don't use smileys. I feel like I'm texting an emotionless robot.

10) Exams don't test what you know. They test how well you can study the night before the test.